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MacMe

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  1. Have you tried tickling it under its chin with your finger? It's an unforgettable experience.
  2. Although small, Squawks, the little Tugbird-That-Could, always tried his best one flap at a time when larger birds needed help. This earned him the respect of the older and larger tugbirds
  3. One of the best movies ever
  4. This guy? I assume its the same one I've seen hanging out here all summer. I honestly don't know, though. They all look the same to me. It don't talk much either.
  5. Same is true of Bison. Some people have their hearts set on earning a Darwin Award
  6. Poking beak through the throat, "This feels kinda awkward. Are you sure this is how live birth works? "
  7. 1st world problems: bird edition
  8. @xpoetmarcr's caption felt like a Far Side comic. And I love it. You win! As if one foot makes a difference. The question implies they are in the middle of water but they are on a branch, making you wonder what is below them out of frame. Ridiculous
  9. Alright, I don't think we've done this one yet
  10. Isn't the site in California a Space Force base? Sounds crazy that there is now a Space Force branch of the military, but cool at the same time
  11. Ooo! What's that? It is fun? It looks yummy. I want it, it's mine! I will name you Squishy and you will be my squishy. (For real though, what is that?)
  12. species from the weasel family are all cool. I watched a nature program about stoats hunting rabbits way bigger than itself. It just slowly chased the rabbit until the rabbit got too tired to flee, all while dozens of other rabbits were sitting in the same field eating grass
  13. Wasn't considering an acronym. I thought it was supposed to be a word purposefully misspelled as is often the style. @lonestranger's idea seems plausible as a kind of codeword. Ah who knows/cares
  14. I dissected a skinned mink in jr high school...one of many different things I've dissected in school. Also, I've used mink as bait in a crab trap. Haven't seen one alive and with fur yet.
  15. Some of these tags are done with great skill, but I still have a hard time reading them. SPOC??
  16. Drop it in. Droooop it innnn. You can do it. Common now. Don't think about it, just open your beak. It will be alright. Just drop it.
  17. Join me. Give the next line or two
  18. I knew a little bird who swallowed a berry. I don't know why he swallowed the berry. Perhaps he'll die. I knew a little bird who swallowed a maggot. He swallowed the maggot to eat the berry. I don't know why he swallowed the berry. Perhaps he'll die. I knew a little bird who swallowed a.....
  19. I can think of a few things to poke you with: raptor talon, hummingbird beak, rooster spur....So many good choices
  20. Hawks first encounter with the Tanooki Sparrow. Good thing it's not on a doughnut block. (Mario 3 fans out there?)
  21. "And NO potty breaks!" "But I realllly need to pee."
  22. Helen Heron's lady's-bird-hat has gone askew
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