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Yesterday's New York Times Book Review included  a review of "How to Become a Federal Criminal - An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender".  Did you know that it is a federal offense to feed an unskinned wolverine to your dog in an Alaskan national park?

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3 hours ago, TexasCobra said:

Yesterday's New York Times Book Review included  a review of "How to Become a Federal Criminal - An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender".  Did you know that it is a federal offense to feed an unskinned wolverine to your dog in an Alaskan national park?

WHEW!! Guess I was just lucky that I didn't get caught doing that!! 😀

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If we take it to dismember...

Surely you remember that fine old Merle Haggard country song, "If we make it through December".  

If we take it to dismember...

 

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What do you mean my beak looks funny! You ought to have to see your nose.

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Congressional meeting of both houses.

Male house sparrow to female house finch: "Hey babe, whatcha got planned for tonight?"

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6 minutes ago, TexasCobra said:

Congressional meeting of both houses.

Male house sparrow to female house finch: "Hey babe, whatcha got planned for tonight?"

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And she replied, "Sorry, but you're not my type!!".

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Informal Congressional Meeting of both Houses at the Passerine Plaza.   

Mr House Sparrow says to Ms House Finch:  "Hey babe, what ya got planned for tonight?"

Ms Finch replies:  'You are definitely not my type.  Take your chat to the other birds."

Mr Sparrow thinks to himself:  "The chats showed me the door.  I wonder where the tits hang out?"

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Sheep Sit-in Strike

Sheep stage an impromptu sit-it strike.  "The grass is tall, the meadow is green, the creek is full.  I may be the landowner but if you have complaints about the working conditions you can take them to your employer."  

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