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Get a grip!

This critter has been hanging head down over the door from my kitchen to the patio every evening for the past week.  I suspect he's waiting to meet up with an edible moth.  If he makes an Acapulco style cliff dive into my margarita he will suffer immediate execution by Ariat boot heel!!!

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1 hour ago, TexasCobra said:

Get a grip!

This critter has been hanging head down over the door from my kitchen to the patio every evening for the past week.  I suspect he's waiting to meet up with an edible moth.  If he makes an Acapulco style cliff dive into my margarita he will suffer immediate execution by Ariat boot heel!!!

Well now, that gives Happy Hour a whole new meaning! ?

 

BTW, if you live in Texas you must live near the coast, 'cause that critter looks to be an amphibian.

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On 10/2/2019 at 11:46 PM, Dave Case said:

Well now, that gives Happy Hour a whole new meaning! ?

 

BTW, if you live in Texas you must live near the coast, 'cause that critter looks to be an amphibian.

Nope, I live 22 miles north of San Antonio International Airport on the brow of a limestone hill that overlooks the Guadalupe River about two miles due north.  We are surrounded by ranch land.  This August and September have been two of the hottest and driest months recorded for this area in the past 100 years.  Water restrictions at present do not permit us to use sprinkler systems and all my lawn grass appears to be dead.  It crunches when you step on it.   With the exception of spot application of fire ant and poison ivy killers, I have never used chemicals on the lawn and garden.  I plant native species to nourish the hummingbirds and other critters.  I do have a swimming pool.  That may explain the presence of amphibians.

Texas Toad

 

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On 10/2/2019 at 10:24 PM, TexasCobra said:

Get a grip!

This critter has been hanging head down over the door from my kitchen to the patio every evening for the past week.  I suspect he's waiting to meet up with an edible moth.  If he makes an Acapulco style cliff dive into my margarita he will suffer immediate execution by Ariat boot heel!!!

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Texas Lizard

 

I believe this is a Texas Salamander because it is the only salamander with white spots that inhabits my area.

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You call me an indigent and itinerant squatter! My people harvested this land for hundreds of thousands of years before you smelly and carnivorous bipeds invaded the territory!""

Eight-point Whitetail Buck on my Front Lawn
 "Bipeds with pointed objects and projectiles must be avoided."
Eight-point Whitetail Buck on my Front Lawn

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run

Eight-point Whitetail Buck on my Front Lawn

Homeowner may be armed and carnivorous!

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